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Monday, July 30, 2007

Examining Internets Hams

Don't have any news at the moment, so I thought it would be a good time to examine internets hams. These are photos culled from the internets; they are not my personal hams. I don't even eat hams.

If, upon examining these internets hams, you spot a clue, please note it in the comments field. I have been examining these hams for several minutes and I can't come up with any workable clues.


Gift Ham


Business Ham


Canned Ham


Ham of Distinction

6 Comments:

Anonymous Amy said...

Please note, the "canned ham" is shaped like the "can" from whence it came.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous clock eater said...

The Ham of Distinction is making a rude gesture, don't you think?

2:39 PM  
Blogger Ivan the Terrible said...

Ooooo! I could go for that gift ham, the saucy little minx. It's asking for it, dressed like that...

The business ham is lounging on a bed of grapes, and is therefore clearly confused and dysfunctional. Must be an executive ham. I dare say it'll turn up in the dock before long, the accused in some shameful stock-manipulation scandal, flipping us all the finger like the Ham of Distinction.

It won't be so cocky when it's in meat prison with all those flame-grilled burgers, oh no.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Kristy said...

Clue: All the hams have at least one vowel in their names.

1:45 AM  
Anonymous quiggs said...

Gift Ham appears to have left a suicide note, but that may have been planted. Check for lamb hairs.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivan has been clearly stalking you for years Wilberforce.

take heed

2:10 AM  

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